michaxl:

oomshi:

*asks ouija board what’s for dinner*

*finger slides to the d*

jmkitsune:

that-disney-blog:

there are 3 types of people in the world: those that call him Flynn, those that call him Eugene and those that have no clue what I’m talking about

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No Harvard graduate has ever solved this riddle. See if you can crack it!

adamusprime:

I am ill, I am real, I might got a deal.

I pop bottles and I have the right kind of build.

I am cold, I am dope, I might sell coke.

I’m always in the air, but I never fly coach.

What am I?

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

awayed:

my sister and i agreed to put “i love [insert eachothers names]” as our senior quotes but i wanted to make it real so